They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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