Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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