So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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