Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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