you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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