i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
