bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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