I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
