How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
as a side note pls kill me
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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