I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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