I feel great
I just peed on a car
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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