i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
