try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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