is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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