So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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