A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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