In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I think people are normalizing furries
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
Randomize
