TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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