Who did Billy Mays play for?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Terrible idea I love it
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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