gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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