you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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