but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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