i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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