we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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