But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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