I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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