Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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