i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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