do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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