You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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