Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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