butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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