Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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