Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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