this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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