I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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