she looked like the bat from fern gully.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
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He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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