barbara walters just said penis...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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