i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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