Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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