return my video game
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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