y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I bet he comes in French.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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