I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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