Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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