We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
