I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
