would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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