Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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