i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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