playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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