OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Jerry, you need to find god
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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